Im weird.

I’m weird i know, but my excuse is that weird people make normal people feel normal. Afterall, without strange people, life wouldn't be interesting right?

#1. I don’t eat cheese (with maybe the exception of mozarella, parmesan smells like vomit to me ewww) but i eat cheese flavoured stuff. I enjoy my cheesels, doritos, eat pizza (depends on which one) and have mega cravings for cheesecake right now. NOM.

Can really do with a slice of this right now! Strawberry cheesecake is the best.

#2. I don’t like being in large bodies of water but enjoy looking at water and love aquariums. I love sea animals but dislike that i can’t touch them! When i was younger i used to own goldfish but got quite annoyed at the fact that i could only ever look at them and can’t touch them. Errr dont worry, this is not why they died. I went on holidays and left the fish with an elderly couple….when i came back…half the goldfishes were dead. The rest died a week later. R.I.P. Splishy and Splashy + the rest i can't remember names of...

#3. I don’t know how to ride a bike. Never learnt and probably never will learn.

#4. I dont eat Vietnamese or Thai food unless its pho or pad thai.

#5. I can’t take chilli at all, my chilli tolerance level is mega low. The most i can tolerate is sweet chilli sauce. This is apparently quite strange for an asian.

#6. While i can’t tolerate chilli, i can has wasabi! Not in giant amounts, but i have it with my sushi. Funny story actually, when i was 5, my cousin thought it would be hilarious to scoop a whole spoon of wasabi and lie to me that it was actually a spoon of green tea icecream...then i was gullible enough to eat it. FML!

#7. I mentioned this before but…i dislike odd numbers unless they end with 5.

#8. Can’t cook but enjoys baking. Cookies for dinner?

#9. Does not know how to play any form of card games…maybe played uno once. Does not know how to play mahjong. This is apparently, very shocking to asians. FML, its not my fault okay?!

#10. The weather affects my mood. Also cannot eat large amounts of seafood :O.

Do you feel more normal nao?